What can YOU do in 4.2 seconds?

IVinjection · 1 What can YOU do in 4.2 seconds? Mon May 09, 2011 11:37 pm

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I can read the entire phone book, and call every phone number in it. All while I cook a batch of homemade chocolate chip cookies, and eat them with my fatass cat, who I can teach the entire alphabet to in the last 0.2 seconds.

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tuekray · 2 Re: What can YOU do in 4.2 seconds? Mon May 09, 2011 11:45 pm

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Oh yeah? I can walk to the moon, collect my trick's money, AND eat your fat ass cat.

IVinjection · 3 Re: What can YOU do in 4.2 seconds? Mon May 09, 2011 11:47 pm

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tuekray wrote:Oh yeah? I can walk to the moon, collect my trick's money, AND eat your fat ass cat.

Please don't eat my cat.
His fatass is too cute.

Also, I can defend my cat from your fork and knife(or spork, or knork) in 4.2 seconds, and still have 4.2 seconds left over.

tuekray · 4 Re: What can YOU do in 4.2 seconds? Mon May 09, 2011 11:53 pm

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IVinjection wrote:

tuekray wrote:Oh yeah? I can walk to the moon, collect my trick's money, AND eat your fat ass cat.

Please don't eat my cat.
His fatass is too cute.

Also, I can defend my cat from your fork and knife(or spork, or knork) in 4.2 seconds, and still have 4.2 seconds left over.

In only 0.0 seconds I can break your arms and get to your cat with my knork!

IVinjection · 5 Re: What can YOU do in 4.2 seconds? Mon May 09, 2011 11:55 pm

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tuekray wrote:

IVinjection wrote:

tuekray wrote:Oh yeah? I can walk to the moon, collect my trick's money, AND eat your fat ass cat.

Please don't eat my cat.
His fatass is too cute.

Also, I can defend my cat from your fork and knife(or spork, or knork) in 4.2 seconds, and still have 4.2 seconds left over.

In only 0.0 seconds I can break your arms and get to your cat with my knork!

Yeah, but what would you do with the next 4.2 seconds?
What can YOU do in 4.2 seconds? 4_2_se10

tuekray · 6 Re: What can YOU do in 4.2 seconds? Tue May 10, 2011 12:02 am

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IVinjection wrote:

tuekray wrote:

IVinjection wrote:

tuekray wrote:Oh yeah? I can walk to the moon, collect my trick's money, AND eat your fat ass cat.

Please don't eat my cat.
His fatass is too cute.

Also, I can defend my cat from your fork and knife(or spork, or knork) in 4.2 seconds, and still have 4.2 seconds left over.

In only 0.0 seconds I can break your arms and get to your cat with my knork!

Yeah, but what would you do with the next 4.2 seconds?

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IVinjection · 7 Re: What can YOU do in 4.2 seconds? Tue May 10, 2011 12:03 am

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Oh yeah, I forgot about that.
Errybody be fappin in 4.2 seconds, to that dem thur picture.

AlucardFenrir · 8 Re: What can YOU do in 4.2 seconds? Tue May 10, 2011 12:09 am

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I can move from a sitting position to a standing position in 4.2 seconds.

IVinjection · 9 Re: What can YOU do in 4.2 seconds? Tue May 10, 2011 12:17 am

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AlucardFenrir wrote:I can move from a sitting position to a standing position in 4.2 seconds.

AlucardFenrir · 10 Re: What can YOU do in 4.2 seconds? Tue May 10, 2011 12:23 am

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I think what I can do just shocked you all into silence. -fist pump- I'm awesome.

IVinjection · 11 Re: What can YOU do in 4.2 seconds? Tue May 10, 2011 12:25 am

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AlucardFenrir wrote:I think what I can do just shocked you all into silence. -fist pump- I'm awesome.

See: the post directly above yours.

wat

IVinjection · 12 Re: What can YOU do in 4.2 seconds? Tue May 10, 2011 1:46 am

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Speaking of people going silent...

tuekray · 13 Re: What can YOU do in 4.2 seconds? Tue May 10, 2011 2:38 am

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so... *cough* how bout that uh..... Neutral

IVinjection · 14 Re: What can YOU do in 4.2 seconds? Tue May 10, 2011 2:59 am

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tuekray wrote:so... *cough* how bout that uh.....

How bout that math? Can you do math in 4.2 seconds?

I have a question for all of you,
whichever one of you answers it correctly, can have 50 awesomeness points.

Suppose a female dog produces her first female puppy at age two years and after that produces another single female puppy every year. Also suppose that the female puppies start to produce a single female puppy when they reach age two and for every year after. After 12 years, how many bitches are there?

Incompliance · 15 Re: What can YOU do in 4.2 seconds? Tue May 10, 2011 10:41 am

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AlucardFenrir wrote:I can move from a sitting position to a standing position in 4.2 seconds.

I did laugh merrily in an out loud fashion.

AlucardFenrir · 16 Re: What can YOU do in 4.2 seconds? Tue May 10, 2011 10:45 am

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Is the answer 67? Or is it a trick question xD

Incompliance · 17 Re: What can YOU do in 4.2 seconds? Tue May 10, 2011 12:17 pm

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AlucardFenrir wrote:Is the answer 67? Or is it a trick question xD

I thought it was a trick question, and thus didn't bother with the math.

tuekray · 18 Re: What can YOU do in 4.2 seconds? Tue May 10, 2011 12:40 pm

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48.

AlucardFenrir · 19 Re: What can YOU do in 4.2 seconds? Tue May 10, 2011 12:48 pm

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How did you get 48? xD

tuekray · 20 Re: What can YOU do in 4.2 seconds? Tue May 10, 2011 1:10 pm

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AlucardFenrir wrote:How did you get 48? xD

That was a guess. My REAL answer is 107.

IVinjection · 21 Re: What can YOU do in 4.2 seconds? Tue May 10, 2011 2:54 pm

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tuekray wrote:

AlucardFenrir wrote:How did you get 48? xD

That was a guess. My REAL answer is 107.

No, you are all incorrect.
(The answer is 233.)
Explanation:
There is one bitch for the first year,
and then she has a baby at two years,
So at two years, there are two bitches.
Then the original bitch, has a baby in year three, but the other bitch doesn't have a bitch, because she isn't two years old yet.
So here is what we have so far:
Year zero: 1
Year one: 1
Year two: 2
Year three: 3

At year four, both of them have another bitch, and the third one isn't old enough to have a bitch yet. So that leaves the original, the second one, the second baby(which isnt old enough to reproduce yet), and then we have the baby of the second one, and the original has another.

Year four: 5
And it continues in this fashion.
Year five: 8
Year six: 13
Year seven: 21
Year eight: 34
Year nine: 55
Year ten: 89
Year Eleven: 144
Year twelve: 233

You use the fibonacci sequence(each number in the sequence is the sum of the two preceding numbers) to solve the problem basically.
1,1,2,3,5,8,13,21,34,55,89,144,233
Which you all failed at...Some day you will remember this question, and ask it to your own fail-children.

Second question,
What is the name of Dante Alighieri's guide in the first two parts of his epic poem, "The Divine Comedy" ?

No math in this one. Very Happy

Reward: 75 awesomeness.

tuekray · 22 Re: What can YOU do in 4.2 seconds? Tue May 10, 2011 8:06 pm

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Isn't it Plato or Socrates?

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IVinjection · 23 Re: What can YOU do in 4.2 seconds? Tue May 10, 2011 9:26 pm

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Isn't it Plato or Socrates?

Nope. Kind of close though, I'm impressed. Still, no.

tuekray · 24 Re: What can YOU do in 4.2 seconds? Tue May 10, 2011 9:38 pm

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OH SHIT I REMEMBER! Virgil, that poet guy. FUCKYEA.jpg

And wasn't there like a cheetah which was just the devil or something? What was the animal that was God?

IVinjection · 25 Re: What can YOU do in 4.2 seconds? Tue May 10, 2011 9:48 pm

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tuekray wrote:OH SHIT I REMEMBER! Virgil, that poet guy. FUCKYEA.jpg

And wasn't there like a cheetah which was just the devil or something? What was the animal that was God?

Minority African-American, of whom I have no respect, are you talking about the first page of the entire story?
Yes, it was Virgil.

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